did the chicken
cross the road?
Subject: Re: Re(2): Fwd: Fw: DID the Chicken cross the road?!Ask
Date: Mon, 9 Jun 2003 00:53:46 +0200
the chicken cross the road?!
Ask the experts!
MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
I agree with George.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on
to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
- in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historic inevitability.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
What is your definition of chicken?
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road,
and there was rejoicing.
Did I miss one?